ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
This is literally everyday people at the theatre
This brings back memories.
Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.
Carlos danger said in accurate statement.
I’ve followed Weiner for a while and besides his penchant for sending his dick to folks, dude has some great ideas.
He really was a great congressman. Look up videos of him debating Obamacare. He was one of the only people in the house who actually gave a shit about his constituents.
I think he was on The Daily Show explaining how the country should just expand Medicare to cover everyone in stages. Literally one of the more brilliant health care ideas.
This is EVERYTHING, true and accurate